Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
- Andy Borowitz
I'd rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook.
- Craig Coelho
“User” is the word used by the computer professional when they mean “idiot.”
- Dave Barry
What did people do when they went to the bathroom before smart phones?
- Aaron Cobra Mervis @FeelingMervis
Each time I shut my computer down, I throw my head back in maniacal laughter and scream "Fool! I was only using you!"
- Bridger Winegar
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."
"Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
"Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity."
"To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password."
"Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error."
"If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"
- Andy Borowitz
I'd rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook.
- Craig Coelho
“User” is the word used by the computer professional when they mean “idiot.”
- Dave Barry
What did people do when they went to the bathroom before smart phones?
- Aaron Cobra Mervis @FeelingMervis
Each time I shut my computer down, I throw my head back in maniacal laughter and scream "Fool! I was only using you!"
- Bridger Winegar
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."
"Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
"Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity."
"To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password."
"Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error."
"If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"
